All of my friends are talking about how horrible and annoying their new siblings are. I am so glad that I’m an only child. I get all the goodies and me and my parents do whatever I want. I don’t have to worry about sibling rivalry or competition. I’m Living the life!
Until the worst day of my LIFE. My parents got a baby!! Can you believe it!!! A slobbery, drooling monster. He is so annoying, he takes all the attention from me. I don’t have any say in the ice cream flavor we get at the store. He can’t even eat ice cream yet!!!